| 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas | |
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lozza81

Number of posts : 58 Age : 39 Location : Aussieland Registration date : 2008-12-24
 | Subject: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:01 am | |
| 1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year _________________ Sometimes it takes a tragedy to bring us together - sometimes it just takes music!
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katrina..x
Number of posts : 5 Age : 30 Location : Birmingham, uk Registration date : 2008-12-24
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:14 am | |
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:36 am | |
| I love saying things at Christmas  | |
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lick-pinks-lips

Number of posts : 39 Age : 30 Location : wales Registration date : 2008-12-24
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:08 pm | |
| lol _________________ i dont wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:27 am | |
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~~refolexx~~

Number of posts : 32 Age : 27 Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:29 am | |
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perkyville

Number of posts : 46 Age : 32 Location : Alaska Registration date : 2008-12-26
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:40 am | |
| ROFLMAO!! I literally died reading that. | |
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:42 am | |
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perkyville

Number of posts : 46 Age : 32 Location : Alaska Registration date : 2008-12-26
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:48 am | |
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:51 am | |
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perkyville

Number of posts : 46 Age : 32 Location : Alaska Registration date : 2008-12-26
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:55 am | |
| I've been laughing at you for like the past hour! hahaha | |
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~~refolexx~~

Number of posts : 32 Age : 27 Registration date : 2008-12-25
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:57 am | |
| - perkyville wrote:
- I've been laughing at you for like the past hour! hahaha
Can you do anything else at me/with me other than laugh!? | |
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perkyville

Number of posts : 46 Age : 32 Location : Alaska Registration date : 2008-12-26
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:59 am | |
| - Can't_M!ss_This wrote:
- perkyville wrote:
- I've been laughing at you for like the past hour! hahaha
Can you do anything else at me/with me other than laugh!? Maybe.  | |
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
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perkyville

Number of posts : 46 Age : 32 Location : Alaska Registration date : 2008-12-26
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:04 pm | |
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Can't_M!ss_This

Number of posts : 155 Age : 32 Location : The Here and Now Registration date : 2008-12-25
 | Subject: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:06 pm | |
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