1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.


Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

I love saying things at Christmas

lol

At Christmas dinner I totally hit on my cousin. He's 14 and straight. Good thing he knew I was still hungover from my pre-dinner drinking and getting drunk from my during dinner drink. I made it up to him by passing out during my after dinner before desert drink. I figured he needed to experiment

ROFLMAO!! I literally died reading that.

I've been laughing at you for like the past hour! hahaha

Can't_M!ss_This you like...rejected me